It may not contain as many disassociated phrases as you might think.
| COMBINATION | REASONING |
|---|---|
| Enemy lasagna | Depending on allergies and/or intolerancies, a lasagna may be one's enemy. |
| lasagna Robust | Lasagna is the opposite of robust. |
| Robust below | The ground below is exceedingly robust. |
| below wax | A candle has wax below its wick. |
| wax Semiautomatic | I could put wax in your semiautomatic gun. |
| Semiautomatic aqua | Or paint it aqua teal. |
| aqua Accompany | Many creatures might accompany you through the aqua. |
| Accompany slacks | Your slacks will also accompany you. Also, to be honest, I've been hearing this as 'company slacks' for years. |
| slacks Why | Many ask themselves why slacks must exist. |
| Why coffee | Why would you willingly consume coffee? |
| coffee gymnastic | There are those who do gymnastics after drinking coffee. |
| gymnastic Motorcycle | You can combine gymnastics and motorcycles for some really cool pictures. And injuries. |
| Motorcycle unibrow | Plenty of people have both a motorcycle and a unibrow. |
| unibrow Existential | Having a unibrow can lend itself well to being existential. It just adds that flair. |
| Existential plastic | Plastic is arguably the most existential material out there. |
| plastic extra | Companies are very fond of adding extra plastic. |
| extra nightly | You should take extra of your nightly medicine, whatever it may be. |
| nightly cow | Cows are nightly. Also daily. |
| cow Damn | No cow is damned. |
| Damn jettison | You can damn ideas as well as jettison them. In some ways, you could call them synonyms. |
| jettison goodbye | Jettison and goodbye are also practically synonyms. |
| goodbye through | You can say goodbye through a number of methods. |
| through Everything | Everything goes through everything else in some form. |
| Everything center | Everything has a center. |
| center who | But who should we center in these discussions? |
| who Spidery | And who is that spidery individual outside? |
| Spidery concubine | You can probably find some very interesting D&D art on the subject. |
| concubine Pale | There have been plenty of pale concubines in history. |
| Pale lickity-split | Someone can go pale lickity-split. |
| lickity-split remorse | My remorse at making this list was lickity-split. Yet I persist. Oh god this is going to be so long |
| remorse Vitamin | I also felt some remorse after taking vitamins that didn't do much and honestly were kind of gross and unpleasant to swallow. |
| Vitamin after | You probably take your vitamins after a certain time. |
| after force | Apply force to something after it stops moving. |
| force Already | Unless you already have. |
| Already nested | This set of dolls already came nested. |
| nested human | Humans are a nested series of organic components like anything else. |
| human wine | Humans are pretty good at making wine. |
| wine Flight | You can have a tasting flight of wines. |
| Flight Luminary | The luminary sun's flight gives us day and night. |
| Luminary uprise | And it has an uprise. And downfall, for that matter. |
| uprise Entanglement | Be careful when trying to uprise in a place vulnerable to entanglement. (Such as the location of the aforementioned spidery concubines.) |
| Entanglement broke | Quantum mechanics just dont work anymore :( |
| broke Unsophisticated | I am broke and unsophisticated. Just like you! |
| Unsophisticated clockwise | Clockwise is a very unsophisticated direction. |
| clockwise Holiday | Every holiday is clockwise with the help of time. |
| Holiday way | Your holiday is this đŸ‘‡ way. |
| way smoke | But the smoke is going that đŸ‘† way. |
| smoke Abundant | It doesn't matter, though, because smoke is already so abundant. |
| Abundant various | Many things are both abundant and various. |
| various Metaphorically | Metaphorically speaking, I might be various wasps in a human coat. |
| Metaphorically applause | My audience is offering applause only metaphorically. |
| applause Underneath | Those attending a planetarium show may give applause while underneath the spectacle. |
| Underneath hilarious | This list is underneath the possibility of being hilarious. You could say that it pokes through the skin of hilarity on occasion, without any particular aim or purpose. |
| hilarious oxymoron | Every oxymoron is hilarious if you find enough things funny. |
| oxymoron claws | I know someone who has a character called Oxymoron with really cool claws. |
| claws Rectangular | Your claws could be rectangular if you were low-poly. |
| Rectangular awkward | And yet, it can be very awkward to be mostly rectangular. |
| awkward hurt | You can hurt others by being awkward. |
| hurt Million | Millions have been hurt by the consequences of Word Association. |
| Million controvert | If you're talented at selling outrage, you can make millions off controverting. |
| controvert Never | But you should never do that. |
| Never undressing | Some people strongly prefer to never undress. |
| undressing sneer | Go on, undress that sneer. |
| sneer Blue | A sneer can be blue if you've lost too much oxygen. |
| Blue therapy | Blue is a very therapy-associated colour. |
| therapy fall | If you're struggling, you may find yourself falling into therapy. |
| fall inside | You might also fall inside a hole you couldn't see. |
| inside Father | Depending on the circumstances of his life, some people may have grown inside their father. |
| Father dethrone | A few princes have dethroned their fathers. It's usually very messy. |
| dethrone applied | The process of dethroning is actually very simple to apply to your own monarch(s), whether you're related to them or not. |
| applied Guillotine | Through the application of a guillotine. |
| Guillotine apprehensive | Some may feel a little apprehensive about this, and that's okay! |
| apprehensive engineer | Even if you're an apprehensive engineer, you shouldn't let that get in the way of your fellow guillotiners. |
| engineer Prance | Every engineer I've ever known has loved to prance. |
| Prance omelette | Once, your omelette might have pranced… but I doubt it. |
| omelette stalking | Stalking the wild omelette is easy. |
| stalking chimneysweep | Someone who claims to be a chimneysweep might be stalking you. |
| chimneysweep Eleven | There have been more than eleven chimneysweeps in existence. |
| Eleven hatred | I have a hatred of the number eleven. |
| hatred earmuff | And earmuffs. |
| earmuff okay | But some people think they're okay. |
| okay rathskeller | Rathskeller sounds like wrath seller, which is pretty okay. |
| rathskeller My | In a way, this page is like my rathskeller. |
| My elusive | My thoughts are elusive even to me. |
| elusive hula | The true meanings and history of hula can be elusive to many. |
| hula yellow | Hula can involve the colour yellow. |
| yellow sketching | Sometimes I do sketching in yellow. |
| sketching creamy | I've sketched all kinds of creamy things. Usually coffee. |
| creamy helium | Helium is sort of creamy, in an abstract way. |
| helium gentlemanly | Helium is the opposite of gentlemanly. |
| gentlemanly communique | It's typically gentlemanly to give a communique instead of ignoring your audience. |
| communique Flouncy | And yes, your communique can be flouncy, it's fine. |
| Flouncy Panicky | Yes, you can be panicky while flouncy, that's fine too. |
| Panicky redundant | It's very natural to be panicky about being made redundant. |
| redundant Psychedelic | Depending on your goal, multiple psychedelics can be redundant. |
| Psychedelic while | It can take a while to come down from psychedelics. |
| while Raisin | It can also take a while to finish a box of raisins. |
| Raisin terrible | Because they're terrible. |
| terrible abundant | Terrible things are abundant. Also, ‘abundant’ has already been used. |
| abundant Polyurethane | Polyurethanes are abundant. |
| Polyurethane smile | It does not bring a smile to my face that polyurethanes are so abundant, but it might for you. |
| smile Scrumptious | And your smile is scrumptious. :) |
| Scrumptious mechanical | Have you seen how delicious wires are? |
| mechanical Jungle | My beloved's insides are a mechanical jungle. |
| Jungle uncle | Maybe your uncle can be found in the jungle. |
| uncle wish | Wish on an uncle, not necessarily yours. |
| wish Paleobotanical | I wish certain paleobotanical topics were easier to grasp. |
| Paleobotanical backwards | Because so many paleobotanical things seem backwards!! |
| backwards licorice | Turn your licorice around. Congratulations, it's backwards. |
| licorice Truth | The truth is, I don't care about licorice either way. |
| Truth medical | Medical professionals tell less of the truth than you think. But not in the ways you expect! |
| medical entertain | Some medical things can be entertaining, depending on your interests. |
| entertain Cleverly | Talented comedians can cleverly entertain. |
| Cleverly porridge | And talented chefs can make porridge cleverly. |
| porridge brain | The state of my own brain. |
| brain Jellyfish | Jellyfish famously don't have a brain like you do. |
| Jellyfish fingernail | And they absolutely don't have fingernails. |
| fingernail Agnostic | But personally, I'm agnostic to the existence of fingernails. They might just be rectangular claws. |
| Agnostic oppressive | Agnosticism can be oppressive if you're doing it very wrong. |
| oppressive wall | I find these walls very oppressive. |
| wall Platypus | You can put a platypus on a wall if it's short enough. |
| Platypus parasol | You could make a parasol out of a platypus, but why? |
| parasol Sauntering | Sauntering and carrying a parasol are perfect together. |
| Sauntering sawdust | But sauntering in sawdust is a bit weird. |
| sawdust opera | I swear the mice were having a sawdust opera last night. |
| opera monorail | Sure. Have an opera on the monorail. Who cares anymore. |
| Letter no | I don't want a letter. |
| no sly | And no, you're not sly. |
| sly violin | A violin personified might be very sly. |
| violin dust-bunny | My childhood violin is probably accumulating dust-bunnies. |
| dust-bunny Explode | Depending on the surroundings, a dust-bunny introduced to flame might explode. |
| Explode serenade | You can serenade and explode someone with a particularly musical bomb. |
| serenade why | Why would I want anyone to serenade me? |
| why spoil | Why does milk spoil so quickly? |
| spoil play | You should play more of that game before you get spoiled. |
| play drip | I'm playing with this unidentified dripping bag. |
| drip Skullduggery | It might be dripping as a result of skullduggery. |
| Skullduggery freezer | You can perform plenty of skullduggery with a freezer. |
| freezer monocle | I'm not sure why you'd put a monocle in a freezer, but you can. |
| monocle pelican | A pelican would look great with a monocle. |
| pelican Cool | Pelicans are really cool. |
| Cool milk | Good milk is cool. |
| milk freak | Being mammals, we're all milk freaks at some point in our lives. |
| freak tongue | I'm sure you can imagine all the ways one could be a freak with their tongue. |
| tongue television | Sometimes I see tongues on television. |
| television staple-gun | Some staple-guns are probably advertised on television. |
| staple-gun Mellow | A staple-gun is the opposite of mellow. |
| Mellow face | I'm told I have a mellow face. |
| face bubblegum | There might be bubblegum on your face right now. |
| bubblegum periscope | Maybe you'd need one, I don't know. |
| periscope fight | I'm sure you could fight with periscopes. |
| fight silly | It can even be a silly fight. |
| silly Elephant | Elephants are inherently silly. |
| Elephant akimbo | And they can be akimbo, with some effort. |
| akimbo paranoia | You can have paranoia while being akimbo. |
| paranoia sever | You might sever someone due to paranoia. |
| sever maybe | But only maybe. |
| maybe Crush | Maybe you'd be tempted to crush them instead. |
| Crush toy | Please don't crush your toy. |
| toy spoon | I'm sure you have a toy spoon somewhere. |
| spoon melt | A spoon is an obvious thing to melt. |
| melt feather | A feather is a little less obvious, but would probably melt in an interesting way. |
| feather clear | I found a clear white feather once. Lost it. |
| clear king | Some kings are clear in speech. |
| king weird | And some are weird. |
| weird Space | There are so many weird things in space. |
| Space love | We should all engage in space love. |
| love domino | Your love, however, could start a domino effect. |
| domino reality | A domino effect on reality, at that. |
| reality apostrophe | Reality often involves apostrophes. |
| apostrophe Dollar | But dollars usually dont. |
| Dollar jade | Jade can be worth a lot of dollars. |
| jade velocity | Your jade will gain a lot of velocity if you throw it at that guy. |
| velocity meringue | Much as your meringue will gain a lot of velocity when you inevitably drop it. |
| meringue assuming | Assuming, of course, that you can even make a meringue. Maybe you bought it, I don't know. |
| assuming gentle | Assuming that a creature is gentle can lead to injuries or death. |
| gentle mister | I'm a gentle mister, in some ways. |
| mister Advertisement | The worst man in existence. |
| Advertisement suitcase | An advertisement could be for a suitcase. |
| suitcase pining | What a businessman might do when in love with a businessman from a rival company. |
| pining lobsters | All lobsters are constantly pining, though the reason may vary. |
| lobsters over | At any given point, a lobster may be over you. |
| over murderous | Please don't be overly murderous. |
| murderous Distraction | Stabbing someone is a very murderous form of distraction. |
| Distraction flames | But starting flames works even better. |
| flames impostor | You should throw your impostor into the flames. It doesn't count as murder. |
| impostor a-capella | I don't know why you'd be an a-capella impostor, but that's always a possibility. |
| a-capella crouch | A-capella and crouching don't go well together. |
| crouch about | I'm always crouching about. |
| about bionic | And I'm all about bionics. |
| bionic Ruby | It might not seem obvious, but ruby can be useful for optical parts of bionics. Especially if they involve lasers. |
| Ruby quickly | You should always grab rubies quickly. |
| quickly antidisestablishmentarianism | You can't say or perform antidisestablishmentarianism quickly. |